I consider myself a rather jaded sports fan. I mean, it takes quite a lot to make me smile. Though, I did rather enjoy the last for some odd reason. I mean I really, really enjoyed that game. Maybe it was the cold weather or something.So imagine my surprise when I found myself glued to LeBron's return to Cleveland. And really, I've spent about zero seconds on a regular season NBA game that didn't involve the Los Angeles Lakers. But damn it, I didn't blow off the NFL Network game and Florida State vs. Louisville to catch the opening of LeBron's return.Just about everything about that night JaKarr Sampson Jersey was perfect. The crowd was simply amazing. They played the "nWo" theme for the New York Knicks' intro (which would have actually made me cheer for the Knicks). And the Cavs uniforms were pretty dope, too. It was a picture perfect night for Cleveland. Right down to the lo s because, well, it's (expletive) Cleveland. Did you really expect them to win this game? You're so cute.I gue s that's Cleveland in a nutshell: Get super close to it almost being perfect, only to have it pulled away from you. (I think this was actually an episode of "Happy Endings" if I'm not mistaken.)You need no bigger proof than the treatment of by the . The most high-profile quarterback from the 2014 cla s is the only dude not starting for his team.Even Zach (expletive) Mettenberger has received a chance to start for his ball club. Manziel has toiled on the bench, and the only thing coach has said is that he can sense Manziel is frustrated; although, he said nothing about Johnny Football's . Thank you for the update, Qui-Gon Pettine. But how about we get Johnny Football into the game?To be honest, I love what the have done this year. Truly amazing to have a winning record in that division with some nice signature wins. But do you think this team is going to go to the this year? Not with Denver, New England and San Diego in the mix. Oh, and the , too.(Which for the record, how much must fans truly hate John Elway? If he doesn't force the to trade him to the , Baltimore probably holds on to the team. And then the don't become the . So the never lose to the in the 1980s, get a few appearances, which leads to a new stadium. Let's say the do eventually hire , who remains with the club in the late 1990s. The build a defense like the early , the only difference is Belichick makes Doug McDermott Jersey the team select in 1999. So the past 20 years is really just the in Cleveland as the , but instead of all the curtain-jerker QBs out there, you have Brady as the quarterback. So I can understand if nobody in Cleveland is fond of Elway.)And (expletive), what was the point of all of this? Oh yeah, start Johnny Football. Cleveland needs this. No, I would say the world needs this. All right, time to move on.Moving on upWell, I mean if you throw six touchdown pa ses and over 500 yards in a game you're Alize Johnson Jersey probably going to get a ratings boost. So don't seem so shocked that is now up three points to a 93 OVR. He also brings along who is up five points to 72. Bryant was one of the biggest movers and shakers of the week.Brady continues to move up, too. He's up two to 95 OVR. He's apparently more accurate now, as he's up three points in that category. is up two points to 98 OVR. He's almost a 99, fools! I'm pretty excited about that. I gue s in my convoluted scheme, Gronk is a member of the , too. Stupid Elway. has been one of the surprises for many who enjoy (geeks!). He's up three points to 89 OVR. He's going to break through to a 90 soon.Moving on downOh noes, is no longer a 99. He's down a point to 98 OVR. Only is a 99 OVR. Oh wait, your buddy is a 99, too. Well, I gue s I underestimated the Manning fan boys last week. You kids were out in full force. Misguided, of course, but out there in full force nonethele s. is now an 81 OVR after he dropped three points. I blame the play calling. It's like the kid who can use the and still get smoked. You can have the best players in the world, but if your coach isn't making the right calls, well, it's not going to work out. is down two points to 89 OVR? Guys, we know how much Cam cares about his Madden rating. How could you do this to him?Six bold predictions for SundayEA Sports6. Inspired by the "Hell in a Cell" main event on Sunday, Romo decides to do the whole, jump-off-the-stretcher-to-continue-to-play thing this week. But it's not enough as the Birds prevail in this one. That's right, the at 7-1. It would be fun if this comes down to not icing a kicker and losing. I'll just go ahead and predict that.5. The and actually score more than 20 points. No, I'm totally serious. Actually, while every game seems like it has ended in a 13-10 final as Dave Dameshek likes to say, the teams have scored at least 32 points in their last four meetings. So maybe it's Domantas Sabonis Jersey under 24 this time because they are due.4. The St. Louis running back you don't start on your fantasy team will have the game of his life against the . It just always works out this way.3. The and game is going to be more fun than it should be. And yes, that's what it has come down to. We just want the to be competitive and we would consider that a win. The are going to be in a good spot if they land the first overall pick in the draft. They would be able to command a huge ransom for Marcus Mariota.2. The will beat the Victor Oladipo Jersey because every time I predict an upset for the I end up chagrined. So at least if I'm going to be wrong, I can enjoy it this time.1. And now the big game. vs. . Did you know Manning is undefeated against Brady when Matthew McConaughey makes a bad movie? (That's science.) So that basically means this game comes down to whether "Interstellar" is a good movie or not. Or will this game determine if "Interstellar" is good or not? Whoa, talk about your "chicken or the egg" scenario. Well, that's certainly left me dazed and confused as to what to predict. And I have to pick something because I would hate to fail to launch. I'm just going to come out and say "Interstellar" is going to be You can follow Adam Rank on Twitter . Gamer tag: KickedBoar591 *